Dear Secret Agents,
Our spying missions reported that members of the Fashion Police will be gathering at the Vintage Wine Train in Napa Valley. I wasted no time! Got my best vintage attire, and sabotaged the ride, champagne in hand.
When nobody was looking, I fiddled with the brakes. A matter of seconds. Then of course I notified our double agent on the train. Mission completed.
I boarded the train and ordered my second drink. After a couple of drinks, I was really enjoying the view while in motion!
But train brakes will fail soon, I knew that. A clear salute sign was sent to the agents on the ground and I jumped off the train that was in trouble. Viva Tru’ Revolution!